What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?
Cellfies
Gotta pay a cell fee for a filter
Cheese Sticks
African Insults
African hate you
Kenya not
Uganda be kidding me
You Con-go
You Ma-leave
I’m about to give you some Madaga-scars
Get Zimbab-away from me
You’re just inde-Nile
Are you a car cause you’re acting really mitsu-bitchy
“Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can’t take it, and my heart is just going to cave in”
if i found out i was dying because i ate too many of these, i would actually be happy
In Kenya we don’t speak in clicks we speak in an actual fucking language called Swahili stupid uncultured swine not all 1500+ African languages gulp every 5 seconds if you want me to speak the damn language don’t start making stupid noises you’re all titwads
- Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
- Me: "Yeah..."
- Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
- Me: -Forgets entire language-
lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america
1492 represent
Ayyyyeeeeee 90 BC
tuesday
